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I'm in a crowded 747. Babies scream and a withered stewardess gives me a fabricated smile. I have to leave here. One in three people have a fear of flying, but my fears go beyond acrophobia, claustrophobia and wannabe Mohammed Atta that wants to drill my aeroplane into a tourist attraction.

Dear Mr. suicide bomber. I think the Little Mermaid in the Copenhagen harbor is a particularly overvalued artwork and she does indeed need to put a top on. She symbolizes the demise of the once chaste Western woman. That legless fishwife sitting there on that rock, waiting for her benefits and drunken sailors who repeatedly headbutt their eels against her uvula for fifty Danish crowns. Drill this aircraft into her bare breasts and go down in history as the mastermind behind WTC II, also known as WTCmermaid.

My fear of flying is largely based on the fact that I dont rate humankind highly. People gave Justin Bieber a record deal, people slam three billion euros in the build of a new train station and thus the most beautiful city in the Netherlands is more butchered than Mohammed Ali after shaving.

People still do that stupid Miss World contest, a prize which, incidentally, always goes to a babe in a backwards country. "Hey people of Venezuela. You sniff glue and can not read, but you do have the most beautiful woman in the world. Now party, chat up your niece, go out into the streets and forget for a moment that you are a poor scoundrel with no front teeth, "according to the Miss World organization.

Everybody makes mistakes. Pilots also make mistakes and afterwards blame it on turbulence. Turbulence does not even exist, it is just another word for: I'm not paying attention because the hostess  is currently  orally satisfying me.
Or afterwards they say that the plane crashed because someone was busy writing a story on a laptop during take-off. ahh well .What I want to say is that everyone makes mistakes. People make mistakes and mistakes make people.
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