Walters grandmother passed away and just like all the other grandchildren it is expected of him to say a few sweet words during the funeral ceremony. Walter was always seen as the creative one of the family and had exquisitely prepared and neatly printed out his funeral oration. However on his way to the ceremony this neatly printed speech got completely ruined by a ,quite fittingly; sad shower.
Luckily for Walter he was such a perfectionist that he had a copy of his speech on his email. After a heartbreaking clarinet solo by his five year old nephew Sam, he grievously walks forward..
he stands behind the lectern, adjusts the microphone to the right height, grabs his phone out of his pocket, swipes his finger across the screen to switch off the lock and...
 right at that moment it continuous playing Barely legal Backdoor Banging , the movie he watched in the restroom just before the ceremony as he tried to jerk away some of his anxiety.
The microphone picks up the moaning, just like the moist smacking of enthusiastic sweaty-hips against the  barely legal rear mentioned in the title.
Walters grandmother rises up from her coffin and shakes her head disappointed.

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